Rob Delaney: I am a shitty father.
If Mexicans can pierce their baby girls’ ears, I can pierce my son’s bellybutton. This is still a free country.
My son just slowly, purposefully picked up a banana & stuck it into his eye. I guess I won’t have to waste any money on college.
How come when my son does a…
I did not mutilate my son’s penis. You’re welcome.
(via agoodsenseofdistaste)
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